Sunday, February 24, 2008

Get the Funk Outta Here!

 For the Trailblazers this week wasn't so great. For yours truly, it was awesome. I attended the Sacramento game, sat in the usual 10 buckers in the 300 level. Still, they are cool and affordable for me. The Blazer effort was weak. We continue on a horrid low shooting percentage streak. And missing free throws. Oh, I had fun. Artest just killed us. Sac: 105 Por: 94.

 Why was it a great week for me? It was sunny and pushing 60 degrees all week. For Portland in winter that is the bomb. And I as a street vendor took it all in. Great sales. And then the capper. My good friend Kirin got tickets to the Sonic/Blazer game from the company she works for, we knew they were really good seats, but little did we know. She tried typing the seat "letters", not numbers into the Blazer site to see the virtual view and they wouldn't come up. Here's why.

Kevin meet Roy.

My friend met me at my apartment and we drank some sake' and walked down to the train. Eight minutes later, off at the Garden with a nice warm buzz and absolutely fabulous tickets. First level we enter on A. The usher led us to our seats, and just kept going down. Off to the right of the basket, literally just a few rows back from court side. We were gawking as the Blazers warmed up. So close. I've been in luxury boxes, which always are mid level it seems, but you have all the comfort. Still, not that close. I had great seats to Charger games for years. Right behind home plate Mariners tickets many times.  I snuck twice in my younger years at NBA games in Seattle to seats comparable to these. Got kicked out once after fifteen minutes, the other time was better. The Sonics were beating up on the Kings and led by like 20 late 3rd quarter. People were leaving in droves and I noticed a whole row empty 3 rows from court side. A girlfriend walked right down there with me and we walked by an unattentive usher and sat in the 1st two seats in that row. People were looking like they knew we didn't belong, but no one said anything and even though it was garbage time, it was great to be that close. With like 3 mins. left in the game a very well dressed totally rich mid 40's couple daimonds a blazin' and her fur coat a sheddin', I sound like a hick, huh? They walk up to us, and the entire empty row and dismissively say we are in their seats and for us to move. Did I mention this was the height of grunge, I was a Seattle downtown  resident and I was black teed and chain walleted,  and the black Sonic beanie. My date was rawked out in Doc's and those grunge lookin' pioneer dresses. I was drunk too. I have had problems with dealing with elitists my whole life. The silver spooners.

 I looked at this guy and thought he was such a dick for showing up to a game where the Sonics were up now by 24 and less than 3 mins. remaining. I related to him that he was a shitty Sonic fan and was there just "to be seen" and to fuck off and take one of the many empty seats all around us. They left. 30 seconds later Mr. Seattle Policeman approaches me, with a smile so I knew we were cool, and the couple was hiding like 20 yds away in a tunnel. He said he thought they were a holes too but he had to make me move regardless. I moved two seats over, he left, the couple never came back, score one for the home team poor boys! They made the right decision in avoiding an awkward social scene that Jagermeister, youth, and grunge angst had instilled in me and I would have thrown on them had they returned. There, those are the best seats I have had until Thursday, 2/21. And these tix were given to me, no sneaking involved. It was an awesome experience even if the game was lackluster for highlights. Another cool thing happened, and that is next.

 The Blazers won this game ugly, the 1st in home and home series. Someone let some air out of the balloon. The Blazers are stagnant. As we approached the end of the 1st quarter I believe a guy was poised to take some shots for what we thought was a Toyota truck or $50,000. The walkway where the dancers and mascot hang out was to my immediate right, and there was a little divider fence. The kid who was to take the shots was almost touching me through the fence and looked very nervous. So I grabbed his shoulder and told him to relax. Then I got to the point. I asked him directly, "Dude, are you a hack, or have you actually shot a basketball?" He looked at me and humbly said, "I play a bit, I can shoot." I said, "Block out the crowd, your at the park...only listen to the cheers when you make it." Sounds like a cliche moment of the low rent variety, huh? A C list "Win one for the Gipper" moment. He shook my hand and said to me, for real, "I'm gonna do it!"

 He was part of a National Car Rental promotion. The game consisted of making a layup, free throw, top of the key, a three, AND a freakin' half court shot in 30 seconds for the top prize. After the free throw, thats a stretch for any average dude in society. This guy was in shape, lean and about 6'3". The layup he got 1st try, the free throw was net and you could tell he had good rotation and form. He hit the top o the key on the 2nd attempt. It took him till the 3rd try for the three, net. 6 seconds to get it done. He ran to half court ball handed to him, he spins around, does the right thing, two handed Larry Bird half court chest pump. Net! 2 seconds on the clock to spare! He streaks off the court right by me, jumps in the air and high fives me and says, "THANKS DUDE!" Did I have something to do with it? Just a little. He was at ease going into it. But here is the kicker. This wasn't the "for the car" shot. People were booing and why? This guy did all this for 10 free car rentals, 10 days of car rental for that? The insurance will be $150 for that. What a rip. Poor guy. What a letdown. The 1/2 court shot was some tie dyed Blazer shirt wearing, gray hair pony tailed 50 something guy who only has seen a basketball on TV and never touched one. He launched a feeble attempt that landed 30 feet short at least, and 20 feet to the right of the board. Pathetic. He got booed  too. Freakin' Grateful Dead listening, acid flashbackin', Cheech & Chong 3 lb roach smoking hippie loser. Still livin' for the Walton era. Bill Walton is like the A Hole John Madden of NBA announcing. John Madden is likable. Bill Walton's head is so far up his culo it's a wonder we can hear his inflated opinions of hot windedness. Anyhow National Car Rental, and your lucky they didn't mention you by name on 1080 the fan when they actually talked about it for 15 minutes the following day, your a cheap ass penny pinching loser of a company. He should get a Rolls for 6 months! Losers, what a comedown when everyone realized what happened. Yep, bloggin' about the entertainment, this is where it's at!

 Anyhow, my great seats rewarded me with an uninspiring 92-88 win over Seattle. On the one day road trip the next day in Seattle the Blazers came out flat, got behind by as many as 20 points and lost 99-87. The score sounds closer than it was. Thoroughly whipped.

KG with his hand over his selfish, taunting, name calling but afraid to fight self. Yeah,
your good and all, but your past playoff failures haunt you. So it was with the Wolves where you only got past the 1st round once. I believe when your hoisting the trophy whiner boy. Got love for x Sonic Ray but I hate the Celts. Bought and paid for. Hopefully the Blazers will rise from the funk they have been in and take it to the leprechauns, who have been on a 3 game skid. James Jones out of the line up is killing us. Sergio isn't playing well when inserted. Jack has had some solid games recently.  Let's do it. 3pm PST at our GAAAAHHHHH DEN!
*trade notes: The Blazers traded little used rookie Turean Green to Denver for Von Wafer. Big F^ckin' Deal! Von's new nickname in this blog if he ever plays will be 'Nilla. 'Nilla, behind the back pass to the Thrilla, Joel Pryszbilla!**The Sonics were trading also. Trying to get worse so they can draft high the next 2 years and then split Seattle when they start to get good. NBA players are gonna love OK City. What a destination point. Bennett, ur scum.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Back at It

 We enter the second half of the season four games out of a playoff spot in the Western Conference. Fading a little, but far from out of it. Did I mention Brandon Roy's spectacular All Star game performance? 18 pts and more. I'm not much for the All Star thing. But I did see the Green cupcake dunk and the D Howard "Just Like Suuuuuuper Maaaan!" dunk also. Which technically wasn't a dunk, it's like he threw it through power style and power swished with G force! Amazing sh*t!

The Kings will have to defend our All Star Brandon Roy. Delonte West here in the process of being beaten to the hoop.
I will be attending both 2nights game against SAC and Thursday's game also. THU game is VS Seattle and I hear the seats are gonna be awesome. My companion is a hottie too, lucky me. Who says girls don't like b ball?

 I'm also excited as the Blazers resume play tonight against the Kings of SAC. Yeah, you heard that right. SAC town. I reiterate every year that  I saw the biggest back snapping cockroach ever in the SAC town Amtrak bathroom. And it came OUT of the urinal I was peeing in! It was as big as a gerbil. It actually cast a shadow. Hey, I know it's an Amtrak bathroom, but 1st impression means a lot. Sacramento? I'll take Portland any day.

Bibby is out of the Kings picture. Unfortunately for them they still have Abdur Rahim and Brad Miller.
The slow O. Like these jerseys though, nice. But Kings is on the front and that equates to SAC.

 My other Kings story, it's kinda funny. I once attended an NBA exhibition game in Bellingham, WA in about 1989 or so. It was the Sonics/Kings at a small college gym, the Western Washington University Vikings. This gym had the pull out wooden stands, pretty big ones. I was kind of drunk and attended with a friend. I was sitting like 4 rows from the floor watching Vinny Del Negro and Dale Ellis warm up. Also a very oily Michael Cage. Jeri curled rebounding machine. Anyway. Entering into the building like some kind of royalty, old and grey grizzled royalty, comes Bill Russell. I think he was the coach or something. He also was noticed because he had on a powder blue satin Kings warm up suit. Too much. Nobody approached him as he walked to the other side of the gym. But I did. I stepped from my seat walked down to the floor, stepped right in front of him in his path, with my hand out of course, like I knew him. Today in the NBA, 7 footers are standard issue. Bill is 6'9" and he towered over me. He shook my hand no problem and I said to him, "Good seeing you again Bill, good times...have a good game!" And I went back to my seat. I swear he walked away scratching his head and shrugging his shoulders talking to some owner type dude in a suit and tie. The NBA is a high school gym, and as I remember all the name players were there. Think the tickets were $12. I was in the 4th row center. Nice for the price even though it was a meaningless exhibition, I'll never forget it.

 I give us a B+ for the 1st half of the season. The surprise of the NBA for sure and everybody sees the future and we all hope to be wearin' shades! I live in Portland and they aren't quite back to the Rip city days in fandom, but there is a definite buzz here in town. People are paying attention. We can start a nice little streak starting tonight with the Bibby less Kings. Abdur-Rahim , the boring playoff cursed former Blazer will be back in town for another underwhelming evening hopefully. We can get back that feeling and groove. Team has to believe in itself. James Jones being out hurts. Sergio needs to play his way on to the team, it seems him and Jarrett Jack are battling not to be trade bait. I like Sergio. I've seen Jack win a few games. Both inconsistent but Sergio is flashy and is the Spanish Pistol!

Sergio hopes for more minutes and consistency in the
2nd half of the season.

 So remember this was A Sonics blog turned Blazer blog and I weighed in why? Picked 3rd best Sonic blog in 2006 by Deadspin.com? David Stern, NBA commish just said himself the Sonics are as good as gone. I don't root for lame ducks. I don't root for a Championship won in Seattle hanging from the rafters in Oklahoma City. Thanks for making my decision an easy one. Bennett sucks ass. Salud! To a great 2nd half for YOUR PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS!!!


Thursday, February 14, 2008

0 fer 4 Road Trip & Reality Humble Pie

 Ouch. The doldrums. Man I sometimes get emotional and write checks my predictions can't cash. I forget during waves of emotion and overachieving. But as we have reached the 1/2 way point of the season I must say, we are doing well. Alas, we reside in the mighty Western Conference. I still say we can make the post season. Here are the scores of the bagel trip:

 2/8   DET: 91 POR: 82
 2/9   IND: 101 POR: 93
 2/11  HOU: 95 POR: 83
 2/13 DAL: 96 POR: 76

More coming...

Monday, February 4, 2008

Nice Free Throws, Still In A Shooting Slump

 The game was a blast and the Garden was rockin' as usual. I'm writing this a few days after the game. Life catches up. Even if nobody reads this, it's therapy.

 The Blazers finished the recent home stand 3-3 with an underwhelming victory over an undermanned Bulls squad. The Blazers gotta get back to finishing opponents. I've gotten spoiled. Usually a 3-3 home stand in the past 4 years would be cool. Guess I've grown to expect it. Better a confident fan than a beaten down one just hoping for a few wins. I have called playoffs for this team, and I believe it. Do the Blazers? See what a 13 game winning streak makes people think? But I have seen the mountaintop and the view was great. The Blazers are definitely in a little funk, but .500 home stand  funk I can bear for now.

 Loved attending the Nuggets game. AI had an off night but made a spectacular extra long 3 and of course...won the game in OT from the top of the key with .09 seconds left. Rose Garden toast. FT's down the stretch, poor. Outlaw choked a 3 free oppurtunity to give Iverson the chance. Make them free throws, they aren't called free for nothing. Melo can play. I recommend seeing the Nugs if you live in an NBA town or are planning to attend one.

 The Bulls were let back in the game after Portland had a 13 pt lead in the 4th quarter and they played poorly down the stretch. I must now watch "LOST" and cut this short. The Blazers did hold on and scored a W over Chi town. They are playing Golden State right now. I'll have that on the laptop and check scores on the breaks. 

 Tomorrow Portland takes on the mighty Pistons in Detroit. It is my understanding Brandon Roy didn't fly with the team and is currently in Seattle for a family emergency. His status to play in tomorrow's game seems unlikely to me. But they say here on radio he may. Hope all is well at the homestead Brandon. Tough task to win at Detroit. Let's see what they are made of shorthanded against one of the beasts of the East.

Plush Nuggies?

 After witnessing the awesome alley oop Eli-Plaxico connection and a defense that brought Brady to his knees, literally, and on his back, and a thrilling Giants victory, I start my Blazer blog with mad kudos to Eli, Plaxico, Strahan, and the whole Giants defense and team. You guys made my day as a Charger fan. I only feel for Seau. The rest of those self entitled, Bellicheater Pats can go home losers. In the big one. All Charger & Blazer fans can you see now, against the odds is possible. I'm hyped for the 2008-9 season. But now, let's focus on the sport now in my limelight, NBA basketball. Especially the Blazers, and still got Sonics love as long as Seattle is in the title.

 
The incomparable, tattooed short bad boy comes to the Rose City. I like AI.
He is a gamer. Takin' it to Charlotte the other night. Hopefully Roy & the
boys will put the hammer down on him and the Nuggies. No Denver love
here. Broncos suck too.

 We be bloggin' in Blazer red when we talk Portland hoops, aight? Tonight at our soon to be renamed and corporatized Rose Garden. If that last word isn't really a word so be it. You know what I mean. It will be rockin', and the white bang sticks will be poppin' behind Denver's basket. I can't wait. My ritual for the Blazers is tie a little buzz on at home, I prefer Japanese rice wine, or sake'. Then I walk 6 blocks to the MAX train station and I'm off at the arena in 8 minutes. I avoid traffic, parking fees, oh, and $8 beers! In all my years, and seeing many teams, almost 1/2 the NBA, in many different cities, I have never seen the Nuggets in person. So Melo and AI in our house. We need to break out of our funk, even though the last game against the Knicks went into the W column, it was a somewahat disappointing game. Need to go the full 48. Not storm back in the 4th quarter and win on the last possession. Although the stats peeps will tell you, we are almost perfect in games we were behind in at halftime this year. And there are quite a few. Which isn't good but I won't argue with success!

The top MIB in Portland. Rookie of the Year and 2008 All Star Brandon Roy.
3 All Stars on the floor tonight. Can the Portland magic from nowhere continue?
Tune in to the Blazers and see, I know other NBA fans have at least picked up on the story
of Portland's resurgence in the NBA. We here in Portland love it. Takes you out of the rainy day doldrums.
And takes you to an arena packed with thrills. GO BLAZERS!!!

Outlaw, as in Travis, not Bo! Lame ass network TNT losers.
Here ready to drill a J on Melo. These trade rumors swirling about him better be unfounded.
Idiocy to trade this baby Jordan esque (at a reserve level on again off, just capable) 2 game winning shot
starter of the W streak role player who can electrify. He used to electrifry, no more.
Needs a few more big games to get me to totally believe. But I'm getting there.





Saturday, February 2, 2008

A W Nonetheless



This was about as ugly as a W gets. Scoreless for 6 minutes in the 3rd and still win. It was a gift. NY is a really bad team. But for all they laid on the table for Portland to grab for the taking, the Blazers were polite and let NY go first.


 
 OK, I'm a Charger fan so I have misgivings. I'm always expecting the worst and when the best happens I think it's mostly luck! And you look for disturbing patterns and trends. At times over the last two games I have had thoughts of, maybe they are coming out of this zone and reality looms. Like .500 is perfectly fine for the rest of the season. You get a taste, and you get greedy. I think this team has crossed a plateau of sorts, and will continue. Or is it like the new QB that kills it his rookie year and plummets to reality when all the defenses have him figured out during his sophmore year jinx? On paper, at the beginning of the season you could think this. But not now.

 I heard some stuff on the local sports radio (1080 the fan) and already one guy says its done. This team is experiencing it's 1st shooting slump since this ride began. I think they have lost like 3 or 4 out of the last 20. Not bad for starting like 7 games below .500 this season.


 Barring any injury to Roy, this team has the components to play solid ball and play above the break even mark and make the playoffs. I disagree with Big Suke or Gavin or whoever these honks be who give up. They make a point. I see what they are saying. Still they find a way to win.

 Isiah Thomas...pack it in dude! Have you no shame? It must suck to be you. Except for all the $$. I would give you a pat on your behind but, eh, that's your job. You had this one is the bag. Go away!

 Onto this Monday night. I'm psyched for the Nuggets game. So far 2 of the top 3 of the NWset Division. And they clash at the Garden and I'll be there in the luxurious 300 level in the $10.00 end zones. Still a gas up there too!