Friday, March 3, 2006

Bad Street USA

  I remember back in the mid 80's, the fake wrestlers "the Freebirds", yep, after the Skynyrd song. As part of they're schtick they talked about the neighborhood they lived in, it was called "Bad Street USA" and as one of them would scream at Mean Gene Okurland. "We live on Bad Street USA and the farther down that street you walked the badder it got. We lived in the last house on the dead end!" The Baddest! Here come the Pistons, my prediction has them going to and winning the NBA Title this season. And they are the bad ass. Look out Spurs, you drew blood and now must pay. The Sonics have they're work cut out for them. I'm a homey but this looks bad from the bell.

  Sheed leads the Detroit crowd in a rendition of Y-M-C-A! Sheed does kinda look like the cop in the Village People, only taller. And better behaved than the cop. The cop is on the run with a fugitive warrant on his ass. The construction worker ended his career by posing for the Brawny paper towel label. And no offense to Sheed, does anyone know about the side head bald spot? Is it road burn? Someone tell me. Sheed rocks, don't kill me dude, just joshing.

  The Sonics, coming at Dee Troit like freakin' Gigantor. Or will it be the other way around? Thunder...Thunder...Thunder Cats...HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Gonna hopefully lay a beat down on the Pistons like Liono. We can hope, can't we? GO SONICS!

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