Wednesday, April 19, 2006

SMOKED BY THE QUEENS

Nick CollisonEnough Already! UNCLE! A loss to the town when abbreviated is SACK! Oh boy. Yippe! Abdur Rahim is in the playoffs after being a loser in Vancouver, eh! Oh, and Atlanta. Er...where I live, Portland. And now Sac. Uncanny ability to miss playoffs, though he always seemed to join all of these teams at they're low points and he was always the perfect last piece of a bad chemistry puzzle. Softer n caramel! But for real, I'm glad for him. One round, enjoy em! He and teammate Kenny Thomas have this running beef and I hear they were yappin' at one another. Who cares.

 In other news, Bob Hill will be back as coach of the Sonics next year...Whooo Peeeee! Oh ecstasy. We are on a roll of less than mediocre. Not Hill, the current losing trend. Wait...I mean MORE of a losing trend of an already bad losing trend. Yeppers, that one. Whatever happened to that other I-5 rivalry, the storied tradition of the Vancouver Grizzlies/Sonics series of the 90's. The mighty Big Country Reeves who when in motion on the court, looked like that old Bigfoot clip you always see, except over and over and the Bigfoot was better looking. And the mighty Abdur Rahim and his mighty finger rolls! OUCH! I'll quit dissin'. Least Sac is going to the dance.

The city, county, state, and freakin' country! Uncle to Bubba Sparxx! Don't know if Big Country Krispy Kreme is playing anymore. But I swear I just saw him in that movie "The Hills Have Eyes". Trippy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey man, my T'Wolves have gotta lose tonight if we plan on keeping our draft pick.  Pretty sad that Wolves fans are going to have to root against them vs. Memphis.