Saturday, February 25, 2006

Ahoy Cap'n! The Ship Is Goin' Down!

DANGEROUS AIRLINER LANDING - CROSS WINDS DIP WING

Like this airplane landing, the Sonics are teetering on disaster. No bright spots. No light at the end of the tunnel. No playoff hopes. And at Shaq Diesel's Heat today...ouch. Think we have lost 9 of 10. We cured the Magics' 3 game losing streak. Who is gonna match up w/Wade and Shaq?

Ready to get rolled over? Shaq is ready. Sonics should offer little to no resistance. Get us back home. If we were a little kid in the 1950's our whole body would be band aids and iodine stains, with all the sting included. We are barely a cut above the Bobcats and Blazers, if even that. Running out of positives. Ray Allens individual ppg stats? Maybe if the Sonics get home and get a little Dick's Drive Inn up on Broadway it will get better. Actually there is one right by the Key, get over there guys. Have some fries and hash things out. Or order a tall beer in a frosty mug at the Athenien in Pike Market and watch the ferries hustle and the boats roll in from ports afar. Ponder Seattle's future. Both the Sonics and Trailblazers have both fired warning shots at they're respective cities saying they may move, whatever. Wish someone would bail out my falafel stand when business is down. I feel both teams will stay put. We just both really suck and put inept and weak teams on the floor. And show no gumption to make a move to really help. Like a rat running on a wheel, going nowhere.

Little Flame Boy sneers and says "My bookie has me down for 3 large on da Heat" Take the sure thing...Heat in a blowout. I keep hearing that irritating whistling on that Scorpions song "Winds of Change". And I feel like a cardboard Berlin Wall...offering no opposition to teams that would oppress. Put a fork in this game...its done. A Seattle flambe courtesy of the Heat.

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